Bulldog
and Parrot
Wanda's
dishwasher stopped working so she called a repairman.
Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman,
"I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher,
leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque."
"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't
bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances,
talk to my parrot!"
"I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following
day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he
has ever seen.
But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet
watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his
incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.
Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer
and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
Insulting
Parrot
A
lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, "Hey,
lady! You're really ugly!" The lady was angry, but she
continued on her way.
On
the way home, she passed by the pet store again, and again,
the parrot said, "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!"
Furious, the lady stormed into the store and threatened to
sue the store.
The
store manager apologised profusely and promised he would make
sure the parrot didn't say it again.
The
next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the
parrot. "Hey, lady!" it said.
"Yes?"
"You
know...." said the parrot.
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